Custom Funny Pirate Shirt – Rum Lover T-Shirt with Skeleton Drinking Rum

Price range: $26.97 through $50.45

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Custom funny pirate t-shirt for rum lovers! Featuring a skeleton drinking rum, this comfy tee is perfect for parties, gifts, or Halloween. Sizes S–5XL.



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Set sail for laughs and legendary style with our “Born to Rum” t-shirt, the ultimate rum lover shirt for those who prefer their pirates bold and their booze strong. Featuring a hilarious skeleton pirate dressed in full Jack Sparrow swagger, this tee captures the spirit of the high seas — one rum barrel at a time.

Perfect for Halloween, pirate parties, or casual rum-fueled adventures, this funny pirate shirt shows off your love for good times and grog. The graphic features a skeleton drinking rum like it’s his full-time job — bottle in one hand, glass in the other, with a cheeky grin that says, “Dead men tell no tales, but they sure can drink!”

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this alcohol humour tshirt is prized for its soft feel, breathable comfort, and seriously sturdy construction — built to last longer than a bottle of rum at a pirate party. Whether you’re buying for yourself or gifting the ultimate rum t-shirt for men, this tee is a sure-fire crowd-pleaser that gets better with every wear.

Available in sizes Small to 5XL, this inclusive funny drinking shirt suits every body type, so no rum lover gets left behind. And since it’s made using eco-friendly processes and materials, it’s as kind to the planet as it is bold in personality.

Whether you’re channelling your inner Jack Sparrow, dressing up for a boozy Halloween shirt moment, or just want to rock a Caribbean pirate shirt on your next island escape, the Born to Rum tee is your perfect fit.

Why you’ll love it:

  • Hilarious funny booze tshirt design for rum fans and pirate enthusiasts alike
  • Customize the text – Optional
  • Sizes from Small to 5XL — because good taste in t-shirts shouldn’t be limited
  • Soft, durable, breathable fabric made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Eco-friendly materials and processes — party hard, tread lightly
  • Ideal gift for birthdays, Halloween, bachelor parties, or “just because”
  • Perfect as a pirate rum shirt, a skeleton pirate costume base, or a conversation starter at your next event

Raise your glass and your fashion game — because you weren’t just born to live… you were Born to Rum.

Size guide

Size A) Length (cm) B) Width (cm) B) Half Chest (cm)
S 71.1 91.4 45.7
M 73.7 101.6 50.8
L 76.2 111.8 55.9
XL 78.7 122 61
2XL 81.3 132 66
3XL 83.8 142.2 71.1
4XL 85 152 76
5XL 88.8 162.6 81.3

 

Size A) Length (in) B) Width (in) B) Half Chest (in)
S 28 36 18
M 29 40 20
L 30 44 22
XL 31 48 24
2XL 32 52 26
3XL 33 56 28
4XL 33.5 59.8 29.9
5XL 35 64 32

 

Care Instructions

General A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets​
Wash Maintain the tee’s quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
Dry Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash
Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.
Weight N/A
Color

White, Pink, Light Blue, Athletic Heather, Heather Columbia Blue, Heather Raspberry, Dark Grey Heather, Heather True Royal, Heather Maroon, Dark Olive, Navy, Forest, Black

Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

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